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Balavatharam (Balayya in 10 roles)
Inspired by Dasavataram, Balayya now makes his own movie, Balavatharam.
10 characters are:
Rapist (5 rapes min. daily)
Tagubotu (min. 2 whisky, 3 brandi daily)
Tindipothu (daily 5 eggs, 2 chickens, mutton biryani, Pig dosa)
Patient (sick person, cant do anything, just sleeps in hospital whole day)
Terrorist (Laden's close friend, plans to attack the world)
Maoist (Local naxalite, kidnaps landlords and demands money)
Kojja (Not male or Female, roams in Ameerpet, attacks shops and collects mamool...)
Begger (Roams on Roads, demands for money, like Ali in Pokiri)
Old man (No energy at all, just relaxes on bed 24*7, watching Blue films)
Psycho (veediki mood vachindante evarini em chestado theliyadu mari, dangerous)
Camera: Kalyan Ram
Producer: Bellam Konda Suresh (malli veedni Balayya shoot chestadu)
Director: Hari Krishna
Result: Utter flop
Rapist (5 rapes min. daily)
Tagubotu (min. 2 whisky, 3 brandi daily)
Tindipothu (daily 5 eggs, 2 chickens, mutton biryani, Pig dosa)
Patient (sick person, cant do anything, just sleeps in hospital whole day)
Terrorist (Laden's close friend, plans to attack the world)
Maoist (Local naxalite, kidnaps landlords and demands money)
Kojja (Not male or Female, roams in Ameerpet, attacks shops and collects mamool...)
Begger (Roams on Roads, demands for money, like Ali in Pokiri)
Old man (No energy at all, just relaxes on bed 24*7, watching Blue films)
Psycho (veediki mood vachindante evarini em chestado theliyadu mari, dangerous)
Camera: Kalyan Ram
Producer: Bellam Konda Suresh (malli veedni Balayya shoot chestadu)
Director: Hari Krishna
Result: Utter flop
Balayya, oka software engineer
A software engineer (బాలయ్య) working for free in a company gets frustrated on his job. His boss first said that he will pay him salary after 1 month. But till today, (for 3 months) he has not paid him, and putting a lot of pressure on him. Thus one day, బాలయ్య has decided to attack his boss. He directly went to his office room and threatened him to pay his salary (of just 2,000 /-). The conversation went this way:
Employee (E): Rey... Good morning.
Boss (B): Yes, tell me.
E: Rey... dabbulu iyyara..(Give me money)
B: Aa.. isthanule... (Aa.. i will give)
E: Inka ennallu nenu free ga cheyali raa? (Still how many days, i have to work without salary? )
B: Ok... cool.... ee month neeku salary isthunnanu. (Ok.. cool... i will pay you this month)
E: Rey... last month kooda nuvvu ilage annavu raa.... (Rey... you said the same dialogue last month)
B: ok (with shivering voice)
E: Rey... paisalu theeyi (Rey... take out money)
B: ఒక
E: Rey....
B: ?? (looked at E, cheaply)
Then employee got very angry and started beating up his boss hardly. After 5 minutes, employee said: Rey.... nuvvu naku dabbulu ichhe laga kanipinchatledu... nenu innallu kashtapadi chesina work antha waste kakoodadu. Anduke, nenu inni rojulu pani chesina naa system ni theesukuni pothunnanu. Bye. (Rey.. i hope you can't afford to pay me.. the work i have done for these many days should not go waste... so iam taking my system with me.. Bye.)The employee walks away with his system, while his boss looks helpless.
Employee (E): Rey... Good morning.
Boss (B): Yes, tell me.
E: Rey... dabbulu iyyara..(Give me money)
B: Aa.. isthanule... (Aa.. i will give)
E: Inka ennallu nenu free ga cheyali raa? (Still how many days, i have to work without salary? )
B: Ok... cool.... ee month neeku salary isthunnanu. (Ok.. cool... i will pay you this month)
E: Rey... last month kooda nuvvu ilage annavu raa.... (Rey... you said the same dialogue last month)
B: ok (with shivering voice)
E: Rey... paisalu theeyi (Rey... take out money)
B: ఒక
E: Rey....
B: ?? (looked at E, cheaply)
Then employee got very angry and started beating up his boss hardly. After 5 minutes, employee said: Rey.... nuvvu naku dabbulu ichhe laga kanipinchatledu... nenu innallu kashtapadi chesina work antha waste kakoodadu. Anduke, nenu inni rojulu pani chesina naa system ni theesukuni pothunnanu. Bye. (Rey.. i hope you can't afford to pay me.. the work i have done for these many days should not go waste... so iam taking my system with me.. Bye.)The employee walks away with his system, while his boss looks helpless.
Okka Magadu effect
After watching the climax of the movie, some 50 fans of Balayya got inspired and tried to imitate the scene.They all tried to smash the plane by hijacking the pilot and throwing a bomb inside.They went into plane with a hidden bomb in their mouth and joined the people.After some time, they threatened the pilots and throwed the bomb inside, thinking that they can escape the blast like Balayya in the movie. Unfortunately, the plane blasted and all the 300 passengers in the plane died.
sad boy
After watching Okka Magadu, a school boy thought he is okka magadu.Next day he went to school and saying to all classmates.... "Rey... nenu okka magadu... vayasu okati." Then the principal took him and joined in Nursery. Okka Magadu effect.
Be careful
One father is threatening his child in this way: "Rey.... if you don't do your homework, i will show you okka magadu today.Be careful." A teacher is threatening her students in the class like this: "See students.... if you don't do your homework today, i will just give okka magadu tickets to your parents." Then one student said: "No madam... watching that movie is a big head-ache than doing my homework...I will do it." Okka Magadu effect.
Laden warning !
Osama Bin Laden threatened Bush in this way: "Rey Bush ! If you don't call your troops back from Iraq, i will be sending 1000's of DVDs of Okka Magadu movie to your US market. I will make the movie seen by your citizens. Then they will become mad. This DVD is my latest weapon. Be careful."
Okka Magadu records
With his latest Backburster Okka Magadu, Balakrishna once again proves himself to be the maker and breaker of Box-Office records! The film collected a record share of 25 crores paise in its first week. Overseas record: 23 people saw the film in its first week. Hyderabad record: On its first day,200 of the 212 shows in 53 theatres were reported empty,thus breaking his previous film Maharadhi's record of 100 empty shows on 1st day (In 35+ theatres.)!
He has created a sensation by making his film super duper flop. He broke all the expectations on the film and made producer YVS to suffer fromdebts. YVS lost all his money on investing for this film and now he is in the state of depression to how to get back the money. He agreed to pay Balayya 15 crores ! But up to now, the film collected only 25 crores (paisa).And in the coming days, the film may be disappeared from many theatres.
200 people died in a single theatre by watching Okka Magadu on first day first show.Another 25 people committed suicide after watching Okka Magadu in the first show today.
Devi theatre: 5 people died, Srinivasa: 5 more, Sandhya: 5 more, Ramachandra: 5 more, Prashanth: 5 more....
Flash news
200 died in a single theatre..... (TV9 news )...
Yesterday in the first day first show of movie Okka Magadu, the "Devi" theatre is crowded with hundreds of people in the morning from 5 AM. As soon as the ticket counters opened, the fans of Balayya rushed to get tickets...and 25 people died in the stampede (thokkisalata). After the show began and titles are shown, another 25 people died withheart attack. After watching the introduction scene of Balayya, another 25 people died. After watching the first fight scene of Balayya, another 25 people died.After watching the old Balayya in the film, another 25 people died.After the first half, totally 125 died.In the second half, people are feeling bad that "why we came for this worst ever movie of Balayya.... he is eating our minds... Maa burra pagili pothondi baboi...devuda...kapadu...Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa".While seeing the climax, another 25 people died. After going home with dull and empty minds, another 50 people committed suicide.So totally 200 people died for just first day first show.Finally some of the Balayya fans formed a group and started thinking seriously to implement a plan for killing Balayya, as he dis-appointed them and killed many of the fans with his worst and over action ever. They talked to TV9 and ETV2 to tell the address or phone no. of Balayya to blast him ! They got his address and started to his home.Balayya saw all this from home on TV9 and for security purpose, he kept a Dobar man dog and a heavy Gun-man at his gate and also reloaded his AK-47 pistol.He saw some people rushing into his gate and for safety, he shooted one person from his bungalow. And he said this dialogue: "Kalchadam modalu pettaka inka evvari mata vinanu......Rey !" Then all people left his house in fear, shouting "Okka Mada... down down...."
Flash....
One big fan of Balayya watched Okka Magadu movie continuously for 4 shows on the single day.After he went to his house, he behaved differently with all the family members and talked some bad dialogues..... the family members took him to the hospital and the doctor tested him and said that "He became a mad person after watching the film 4 times continuously. He went into depression. Only the God can save him".
Audience advice
Before the night show, many audience of Okka Magadu are seen advising the other audience in the theatre, who are waiting to watch the night show.Their advice to the night show-waiting viewers is that:"Sir.... please don't watch this movie in night show. It is extremely dangerous to you.You may get heart attack or you may go into depression.Many fans suffered from these symptoms inside theatre.So watch this night show only if you are brave hearted and if you have guts."After listening to this advice, many audience are deciding to leave theatre, especially old people, children and sensitive people.But some people dared to watch the night show of Okka Magadu and the result is:Another 200 people died in the night show !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh God....... save the audience from these Balayya movies !
Flash.......
Balayya is found crrying in his house..after knowing the result.. of his worst film.
Osama Bin Laden watched Okka Magadu and became very angry on Balayya,Because Balayya is a freedom fighter in the film (Musali naa koduku).He is planning to attack Balayya as soon as possible.
Mundu maa iddarni silent ga undamannadu. (First he threatened us to remain silent)
Tharvata vaadi kanti chooputho maa underwear vippadu.(Next with his sharp eyes, he removed our underwears)Tharvata vaadu kooda vaadi cheddi vippi mammalni dengadu. (Next he also removed his underwear and
fucked us !)
Yesterday in the first day first show of movie Okka Magadu, the "Devi" theatre is crowded with hundreds of people in the morning from 5 AM. As soon as the ticket counters opened, the fans of Balayya rushed to get tickets...and 25 people died in the stampede (thokkisalata). After the show began and titles are shown, another 25 people died withheart attack. After watching the introduction scene of Balayya, another 25 people died. After watching the first fight scene of Balayya, another 25 people died.After watching the old Balayya in the film, another 25 people died.After the first half, totally 125 died.In the second half, people are feeling bad that "why we came for this worst ever movie of Balayya.... he is eating our minds... Maa burra pagili pothondi baboi...devuda...kapadu...Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa".While seeing the climax, another 25 people died. After going home with dull and empty minds, another 50 people committed suicide.So totally 200 people died for just first day first show.Finally some of the Balayya fans formed a group and started thinking seriously to implement a plan for killing Balayya, as he dis-appointed them and killed many of the fans with his worst and over action ever. They talked to TV9 and ETV2 to tell the address or phone no. of Balayya to blast him ! They got his address and started to his home.Balayya saw all this from home on TV9 and for security purpose, he kept a Dobar man dog and a heavy Gun-man at his gate and also reloaded his AK-47 pistol.He saw some people rushing into his gate and for safety, he shooted one person from his bungalow. And he said this dialogue: "Kalchadam modalu pettaka inka evvari mata vinanu......Rey !" Then all people left his house in fear, shouting "Okka Mada... down down...."
Flash....
One big fan of Balayya watched Okka Magadu movie continuously for 4 shows on the single day.After he went to his house, he behaved differently with all the family members and talked some bad dialogues..... the family members took him to the hospital and the doctor tested him and said that "He became a mad person after watching the film 4 times continuously. He went into depression. Only the God can save him".
Audience advice
Before the night show, many audience of Okka Magadu are seen advising the other audience in the theatre, who are waiting to watch the night show.Their advice to the night show-waiting viewers is that:"Sir.... please don't watch this movie in night show. It is extremely dangerous to you.You may get heart attack or you may go into depression.Many fans suffered from these symptoms inside theatre.So watch this night show only if you are brave hearted and if you have guts."After listening to this advice, many audience are deciding to leave theatre, especially old people, children and sensitive people.But some people dared to watch the night show of Okka Magadu and the result is:Another 200 people died in the night show !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh God....... save the audience from these Balayya movies !
Flash.......
Balayya is found crrying in his house..after knowing the result.. of his worst film.
Osama Bin Laden watched Okka Magadu and became very angry on Balayya,Because Balayya is a freedom fighter in the film (Musali naa koduku).He is planning to attack Balayya as soon as possible.
Spoof : Okka Magadu
Balayya (old person) gives the Post Mortam report to the channel members.The report is made to read by them, and they read this:Mundu maa iddarni silent ga undamannadu. (First he threatened us to remain silent)
Tharvata vaadi kanti chooputho maa underwear vippadu.(Next with his sharp eyes, he removed our underwears)Tharvata vaadu kooda vaadi cheddi vippi mammalni dengadu. (Next he also removed his underwear and
fucked us !)
Balista..baalayya.....
Balista..... this is Balayya's new movie after "ITEM". It is about Batista, body building and love affair.
In this movie, Balayya will be very slim in the beginning.He loves a girl in his next house very much.One day, he will propose to that girl and that girl says ..."Hey guy... you are too slim.... you can't fuck me!Please get lost."
Balayya gets hurt very much and first decides to commit suicide.But later he will cancel his suicide attempt and decides to build up his body like Batista.He will eat non-veg, do daily 5 hrs exercises, and also goes to Gym.
Finally, after 3 months, he will become like Batista, with full body.Then he will again propose the same lady.But in these 3 months time, that lady becomes very slim ( like Balayya previously).Then the lady says...."Sorry Balli.... i can't tolerate you now. Better luck in next life."
This time, Balayya will really commit suicide, but the girl saves him and joins him in a hospital. In the hospital, Balayya gets shocked.Because the same girl joins in the hospital for having pregnancy !
In this movie, Balayya will be very slim in the beginning.He loves a girl in his next house very much.One day, he will propose to that girl and that girl says ..."Hey guy... you are too slim.... you can't fuck me!Please get lost."
Balayya gets hurt very much and first decides to commit suicide.But later he will cancel his suicide attempt and decides to build up his body like Batista.He will eat non-veg, do daily 5 hrs exercises, and also goes to Gym.
Finally, after 3 months, he will become like Batista, with full body.Then he will again propose the same lady.But in these 3 months time, that lady becomes very slim ( like Balayya previously).Then the lady says...."Sorry Balli.... i can't tolerate you now. Better luck in next life."
This time, Balayya will really commit suicide, but the girl saves him and joins him in a hospital. In the hospital, Balayya gets shocked.Because the same girl joins in the hospital for having pregnancy !
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