Yesterday in the first day first show of movie Okka Magadu, the "Devi" theatre is crowded with hundreds of people in the morning from 5 AM. As soon as the ticket counters opened, the fans of Balayya rushed to get tickets...and 25 people died in the stampede (thokkisalata). After the show began and titles are shown, another 25 people died withheart attack. After watching the introduction scene of Balayya, another 25 people died. After watching the first fight scene of Balayya, another 25 people died.After watching the old Balayya in the film, another 25 people died.After the first half, totally 125 died.In the second half, people are feeling bad that "why we came for this worst ever movie of Balayya.... he is eating our minds... Maa burra pagili pothondi baboi...devuda...kapadu...Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa".While seeing the climax, another 25 people died. After going home with dull and empty minds, another 50 people committed suicide.So totally 200 people died for just first day first show.Finally some of the Balayya fans formed a group and started thinking seriously to implement a plan for killing Balayya, as he dis-appointed them and killed many of the fans with his worst and over action ever. They talked to TV9 and ETV2 to tell the address or phone no. of Balayya to blast him ! They got his address and started to his home.Balayya saw all this from home on TV9 and for security purpose, he kept a Dobar man dog and a heavy Gun-man at his gate and also reloaded his AK-47 pistol.He saw some people rushing into his gate and for safety, he shooted one person from his bungalow. And he said this dialogue: "Kalchadam modalu pettaka inka evvari mata vinanu......Rey !" Then all people left his house in fear, shouting "Okka Mada... down down...."
Flash....
One big fan of Balayya watched Okka Magadu movie continuously for 4 shows on the single day.After he went to his house, he behaved differently with all the family members and talked some bad dialogues..... the family members took him to the hospital and the doctor tested him and said that "He became a mad person after watching the film 4 times continuously. He went into depression. Only the God can save him".
Audience advice
Before the night show, many audience of Okka Magadu are seen advising the other audience in the theatre, who are waiting to watch the night show.Their advice to the night show-waiting viewers is that:"Sir.... please don't watch this movie in night show. It is extremely dangerous to you.You may get heart attack or you may go into depression.Many fans suffered from these symptoms inside theatre.So watch this night show only if you are brave hearted and if you have guts."After listening to this advice, many audience are deciding to leave theatre, especially old people, children and sensitive people.But some people dared to watch the night show of Okka Magadu and the result is:Another 200 people died in the night show !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh God....... save the audience from these Balayya movies !
Flash.......
Balayya is found crrying in his house..after knowing the result.. of his worst film.
Osama Bin Laden watched Okka Magadu and became very angry on Balayya,Because Balayya is a freedom fighter in the film (Musali naa koduku).He is planning to attack Balayya as soon as possible.
Spoof : Okka Magadu
Balayya (old person) gives the Post Mortam report to the channel members.The report is made to read by them, and they read this:Mundu maa iddarni silent ga undamannadu. (First he threatened us to remain silent)
Tharvata vaadi kanti chooputho maa underwear vippadu.(Next with his sharp eyes, he removed our underwears)Tharvata vaadu kooda vaadi cheddi vippi mammalni dengadu. (Next he also removed his underwear and
fucked us !)
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