entratinement

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Movie titles related to eng students:

exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge

TOUGH PAPER

If in examination hall
during d exam
u feel tht d paper is tough,
dont worry.
Just close ur eyes,
take a deep breath
n say 2 urself
"Dis is a very interesting subject.
I want to study it one more time"
What is FEAR ? ?

FEAR is.... that deep, wrenching feeling when pages of your book still smell new and d exam is just 1 day away!!!!
Did u know that it takes about 10 million trees to make the paper that we use in our exams?? let us protect the noble cause of saving trees
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"SAY NO TO EXAMS!"
Yahoooooo... ....!
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Exams ki $aari taiyaari ho gayi
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Pen
pencil
scale
eraser

sab taiyar hai

AB BUS..
padhna baki hai
exam k char din pehle jab syllabus dekha toh aisa laga ki

KUCH TOH HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI.....

exam k din jab paper haath me aaya toh aisa laga ki

SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI.......
Examination Hall Main Students Ka Naara . . .

"Ye Baazi Haq Ki Baazi Hy

Ye Baazi Hum Hiii Jeetai'n Ge

Har Jaib Se Pharra Nikle Ga

Tum Kitne Pharray Pharo Ge . . ."

G . A . MICRO ;->
NA MOH HAI NA MAYA HAI

YEH KAISA AALAS CHAYA HAI

BAITH K CHAR PANNHE PALAT LO BETA

WARNA EXAM KA PAPER KYA TUMHARE ABBU NE BANAYA HAI..!!
Students marte nhi

zinda dafnaaye jaate hen

har 6 months me tarhpaaye jaate hen

Kafan khol k dekho..

To wo qabar me bhi assignments likhte hue paaye jaate hen..

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
exams r here,

at d paper we stare

d ans r no where,

which maks us pull our hair...

d teachrs glare,

And grades r below fair,

but just like the past 16 yrs,

WE DONT CARE!!!!!
paper ki roti,
tention ka achaar,
lamp ki kiran,
question ki bahar,
paper out ki chandi,
seniours ka pyar,
mubaarak ho aapko exam ka tehwaar...
happy exam month...........
Padna-likhna chad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas,
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!!!
eXams are there, at the paper u stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull ur hair. The teachers make u glare, the grades r not fair, but just like the past 20 yrs, WE DONT CARE !!
As long as learning is connected with earning, as long as certain jobs can only be reached through exams, so long must we take this examination system seriously. If another ladder to employment was contrived, much so-called education would disappear, and no one would be a penny the stupider.
E. M. Forster

Telugs sms......

nee msg kosam nenu
ningi lo chandruni la
ilanu lo unna..devuni la
manchu binduvu la eduru chustunte.
nuvvemo
burada lo pandi la
bokka lo eluka la
sotta padda chippalaa..naa msg chaduvthaava??
siggu ledu?? tondarga msg cheyu..!!
nee msg kosam nenu
kulaayi kaada bimde laa
githi kaada nakka laa
korakanunna kukka la eduru chustunte...
ningi lo chandruni la
ilanu lo unna..devuni la
manchu binduvu la eduru chustunte.
nuvvemo
చిరు సినిమా కి ఫండ్స్ తో వెళ్ళు...

పవన్ సినిమా కి లవర్ తో వెళ్ళు..

నాగ సినిమా కి గ్ఫ్/బఫ్ తో వెళ్ళు...

వెంకి సినిమా కి ఫ్యామిలీ తో వెళ్ళు....

మహేష్ సినిమా కి కేసు తో వెళ్ళు.....

కానీ....................

కానీ................................

కానీ.......

బాలయ్య సినిమాకి మటుకు ఇంట్లో చెప్పి వెళ్ళు....
2002 టెర్రరిజం

2003 వరదలు

2004 భూకంపం

2005 సునామి

2006 భారి వర్షాలు

2007 హైదరాబాద్ బొంబ్స్

2008 --------?

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బాల్లయ్య

"యువ గర్జన"
Moham pagilipodi.... :x

Winter vasthundi kada..so cold cream rasuko..
Skin Jaagratha Suma.. ;)
If u R LOVER calls U...BROTHER..dat means

B:Baava
R:Rojantha
O:Ontariga
T:Thirgudaama
H:Haayiga
E:Ekadikayna veldaam
R:Raaa..
Nenu Nippu-Nuvvu Tuppu
Nenu Ukku-nuvvu Dokku
Nenu Pista-Nuvvu Basta

Dnt wry..Nuvvu fwd chesko..pandaga cheskoo
Exams ni edurunga
unnapudu ni kallalo
bhayam undakudadu
ni kallu munduvaani paper meeda undaali
mee muthi meeda chirunavvu undaali
nee pckt lo slip undaali- AKRAMAARKUDU.. :)

Flirt sms

Height of Flirting: Writing a love letter with the title as 'To Whom So Ever It May Concern'
U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart.
U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind.
I don't know what I mean 2 u,
but u'll always be special 2 me.
Whts wrong wid ur cell?
Tried calling U so many times
bt every time d operater says
the subscriber u r calling is in ur HEART!
The sweetness of chocolate
remains in tongue for some minutes
but the sweetness of person like you
remains in heart forever and ever always
Sweet MSG
2 Sweet Heart
from sweeter 1
with sweetest words
in sweet style
on sweet time
4 sweet reason
of xpressing sweetest feelings
that
SweetHeart
I LUV U.
Sweet MSG
2 Sweet Heart
from sweeter 1
with sweetest words
in sweet style
on sweet time
4 sweet reason
of xpressing sweetest feelings
that
SweetHeart
I LUV U.
Loading the Babe meter.....

5%

17%

26%

57%

78%

99%

100% COMPLETE

Processing data..

ANALYSIS COMPLETE

U R A 100%
Gorgeous Babe XXX!
New style of proposing a girl..
"i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n
i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter
so lets mk them brother n sister.
Government imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50.
But you don't worry, flirting is still free.
I wish I was a teddy bear,
that lay upon your bed,
so everytime you cuddled it,
you cuddled me instead.
Those who can't have u hate u,
those who have u can't handle u,
those who abuse u lose u,
& then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!
Too many stars in the sky,
too many tears that have left my eyes.
Too many girls out in the blue,
but they are nothing compared to you!
All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me.
All I wanted was sumone who'd b there 4 me.
All I ever wanted was sumone who'd b true.
All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.
Don't send any messages,
I don't want to see you,
hear your voice, think of you,
coz my doctor advised me 2
keep away from Sweets.
Hey, I just got your blood test report.
U have been tested HIV positive.
Report reads person has high percentage of
Honey In Veins. No Wonder!
Hey, I just got your blood test report.
U have been tested HIV positive.
Report reads person has high percentage of
Honey In Veins. No Wonder!
It takes two to tango,
two to kiss, two to talk & reminisce.
So many good things come in pair &
one of those things is ME n YOU!
A hug is a hug & a kiss is a kiss,
without u in my life baby luv is what I'll miss.
U took me by the hand & u swept me off my feet.
So plz understand that u make my life complete.
Some say you are ugly,
Some say you are jungly,
Some say you are pugly,
but I say you are lovely.
I can't help it, it's not by choice,
my heart beats faster, my knees get weak,
my stomach hurts & I can hardly breathe
and each & every moment feels brand new,
I just can't help it I'm crazy for U!
Whenever I miss u
I won't luk 4 u in my dreams
or try to hear ur voice in ur msgs.
I just put my right hand across my chest and I feel U
Monsoon's Rain or Summer's Heat,
UR LOVE is the reason why I breathe.
Tell me Dear, What is Sweet?
Is that U or UR heart beat
The moment I first saw you,
you warmed my heart,
the second time you made little flames and
now you make my heart burn like hell!
Humne Chaand se pooha
teri Chaandni ka raaz kya hai?
Chaand ne aapki taraf Ishara kar ke kaha,
Inhi say pucho jisay dekh kar mein chamakta hoon.
The length & breadth & height of you,
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you,
I'll have to take a bite of u.
U r as sweet as Bailey, as strong as Tequila,
as warm as Cognac, as exotic as Malibu,
as heady as a cocktail & as special as Champagne.
I'm simply drunk on U.
Too many stars in the sky,
too many tears that have left my eyes.
Too many girls out in the blue,
but they are nothing compared to you!
I have had a really bad day
and it always makes me feel better
to see a pretty girl smile.
So, would you smile for me?
I have had a really bad day
and it always makes me feel better
to see a pretty girl smile.
So, would you smile for me?
The sky without stars is like sleep without dreams,
like a song without music,
like a rose without smell,
like a face without smile,
like ME without U!
I wanted to put something
incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice,
sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen,
but unfortunately I do not fit on it.
Once upon a time, something happened to me.
It was the sweetest thing that ever could be,
it was a fantasy, a dream come true.
It was the day I met u!
An important element of LOVE is communication,
and that's the reason why my fingers are
still pressing the keys on my phone.
Because I don't want to cut the line that connects US...
Can you see me? no? Turn around,
can you see me now? no? Turn again,
can you see me now?
I can see you because
you have a special place in my heart!
What is full form of A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H
A
Boy
Can
Do
Everything
For
Girls
Heart
I wanted to send you all my love
but the postman said it was too big !!!!!
I am in hospital now.
After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room.
The doctor told me, I will die
if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.
The day that I'll die,
when death replaces birth,
I'll recognize angels' faces,
'cus I live with one on earth.
I get the best feeling in the world
when you say hi or even smile at me
because I know, even if its just for a second,
that I've crossed your mind.
Why is it that I have to climb 1000 mountains to get to you
and all you have to do is smile to get to me?
If I got a penny every time I thought of you
I'd be a millionaire by tomorrow.
If u feel little dizzy,
lot bored, little sick, all lost,
little sad and frustrated,
I know whats wrong....
UR'suffering from the lack of...
VITAMINE -"I"
Hey! Cutie... ..yes YOU!
you're smiling again
Its bcoz i told u that ur CUTE
hey...... Sometimes we need 2 lie
Just to make some one SMILE!
I know you think I'm cute,
I know you think I'm fine,
but like the other guys,
take a number and wait in line!
We've known Each other 4 Quite a while now,
do u think we can be more than FRNDS?
Will u be my PARTNER 2 rob a BANK !?
At this moment 3.7 million are sleeping.
2.3 million are falling in love.
4.1 million are eating and
only 1 cute is reading this txt ;)
What's the difference between pleasure and torture?
Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of you too much
Think big
Think smart
Think positive
Think beautiful
Think great
I know dis is
2 much 4 u,
so here is a shortcut
Just think about ME!
Log kehte hain
Pyar itna b mat karo
K
Girl friendsar pe swar ho jaye
Hum kehtey hain
K
Pyar itna karo
K
Girl friend ki friend bhi tumhre sath farar ho jaye.......
143 is numerically saying "I LOVE YOU"
What if I ask u 23423 same as "DO YOU LOVE ME TOO?
Would u answer me 312 same as "YES I DO"
Never get tired of doing little things to others,
coz sumtimes those little things may mean so much to them.
That's why I won't get tired of sending my little Hi to U.
Ms.Mina?Ms.Mina? Ms.Mina?
Ms.Mina? Ms.Mina? Ms.Mina?
Ms.Mina?Ms.Mina? Ms.Mina?Ms.Mina?
AAre baba, I am asking that u Miss me na?
Every girls is Smart,
intelligent,
Sweet
Talented
Excellent
Romantic
Sexy. in short form they all are your S.I.S.T.E.R.S.
Every girls is Smart,
intelligent,
Sweet
Talented
Excellent
Romantic
Sexy. in short form they all are your S.I.S.T.E.R.S.
I have had a really bad day
and it always makes me feel better
to see a pretty girl smile.
So, would you smile for me?
Are you tired?
Because you've been running through my mind all day.
Let's commit the perfect crime,
I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine.
u know about my smile?
it occurs on ur lips,
reflects in ur eyes
&
ends with a glow on ur face.
actually it exists only when u r happy
Open with Love...
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say

I...

Love...

Disturbing you...
It's a test to check your capability of Mathematics
But you have 2 read this msg for only once.......
ok!
R u ready??
Here We Go....
2+7
+9
-5
+4
+8
-2
+5
-4
+12
-8
THE QUESTION'S:
How many Times Did u Press The Button
2days weather 4cast:
it wud b cloudy if u frown,
rainy if u cry, clear if u r happy,
sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!
You can fall from the sky
You can fall from a tree
But the best way to fall
Is in love with me
God is wise when he did not put a price tag on you.
If he did, I won’t be able to afford
to have a boyfriend (girlfriend) as precious as you.
Darling, if you are the second best girl/boy for me,
then who is the best? The answer is nobody,
because you will always be the best girl/boy for me
If you were to check my handphone one day,
you will realise that yours will be the one and only name that appears in my
inbox, sent messages and dialed numbers folder.
Cos anything associated with you,
is just too precious to be deleted away.
If I write you a song, will you listen?
If I make you dinner, will you eat it?
If I give you my heart, will you take it?
If you break my heart, will you fix it?
science haz proved that SugaR melts in water......
so plzzzz...DONT walk in rain ..
otherwize i wil lose such a
sWEEt friend like U..!!
Cotton candy?
nope!
Chocolate syrup?
nah!
lemme c...
how about sugar?
hmmm....
nope!
damn!
still can't find anything as
sweet as YOU!.
Can I hav ur picture,so Santa Clause knows exactly wat to give me
If luv is blind,how will u find me?
R u free for d rest of ur life?
Every man dreams of a beautiful woman,
so do I....
I dream of u.
Do u hav a coin?
I want to call ur parents to thank dem
Ek bar karo na plz..
kisi ko pata nahi chalega..
plz karo naaa........
muje acha lage ga...
ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri
kar do na plzz...
ek pyara sa SMS!!!
GIRL- "i want to end our reltionship.. I am going to return everything u gave me..."

BOY-"Ok then., Let's Start with Kisses !"
Lord Said,"LUV THY NEIGHBOUR"
I have been doind it since
U moved into my Locality
Wen I first saw u in d class
I was WANDER-STRUCk
wen u opened ur mouth
D whole class was WANDER-Struck
In d Garden Of My HEart
Wanted A GURL-FRND
Experienced not Required!
For Plz Come:

Wid U its like Dealing wid a Govt. Department,
Apply Apply Apply,but no Reply....Anyway!
Its said,all things come to him who waits,
so I m waiting for U...

For- Khubsurat Sahjaadi

Date- Kal bhi... Aaj bhi...

Time- When ever U desire

Place- U Like

Given By- Team OF Hum Hai Rahi Pyaar Ke.
Raat ko karo gey to SuSt raho gey.....Din ko karo gey to ChuSt Raho gey...
Kartey raho gey to TanDrusT Raho gey...
EK SMS YAAR!!!!!

Friendship SMS

Friends r lyk crayons, they colour our lives. I may b yur fav color..but hope U will need me some wr 2 complete yur pic
The Best Friends
In Life May Not Be
Always There When You
Want Them
But
Are Always There When
You Need Them .
The Best Friends
In Life May Not Be
Always There When You
Want Them
But
Are Always There When
You Need Them ..
A Good Friend Is A

Connection To Life

A Tie To Past

A Road To Future

The Key To Sanity

In A Totally Insane World
A Good Friend Is A

Connection To Life

A Tie To Past

A Road To Future

The Key To Sanity

In A Totally Insane World
A Good Friend Is A

Connection To Life

A Tie To Past

A Road To Future

The Key To Sanity

In A Totally Insane World
2 MaKe FrEnD iS oUr
ChOiCe
BuT
iTs nOt In OuR pOwEr
2 KeEp 'Em
No MaTtEr Wh8 V dO
2 'Em
So AlWaYs TrEaSuRe
'Em As If ThEy WeRe d
OnLy tHiNg U eVr
WaNtD 2 PoSsEs ...
No One In This World
Is Rich Enough

To Buy His Own
Childhood & Youth Back

However FRIENDS

Help Recreate Those

Moments From Time To Time

For No Cost ...
A FRIEND
Is One

With Whom
You Are Comfortable

To Whom
You Are Loyal

Through Whom
You Are Blessed

And

For Whom
You Are Grateful ....
Friendship Is Not

Written By Chalk

2 Erase Or Write Again

Its Written With d Ink

Of Love

On d Wall Of Heart

Once Written Cant

Changed...
Mine Friendship For U Is A Journey

Starting At Forever

And

Ending At Never
A GOOD Friend:
(A)ccepts you as you are
(B)elives in "you"
(C)alls you just to say "HI"
(D)oesn't give up on you
(E)nvisions the whole of you(even the unfinished parts)
(F)orgives your mistakes
(G)ives unconditionally
(H)elps you
(I)nvites you over
(J)ust "be"without you
(K)eeps you close at heart
(L)oves you for who you are
(M)akes a difference in your life
(N)ever Judges
(O)ffer support
(P)icks you up
(Q)uiets yours fears
(R)aises your spirits
(S)ays nice things about you
(T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it
(U)nderstands you
(V)alues you
(W)alks beside you
(X)-plains thing you don't understand
(Y)ells when you won't listen and
(Z)aps you back to reality..........
FrIeNdS aSk WhY yOu
ArE cRyInG ...

BuT

BeSt FrIeNdS aLrEaDy
HaVe ThE sHoVeL
rEaDy To BuRy
ThE lOsEr ThAt MaDe
YoU cRy ..
F R I E N D S
Are The Most Important
Part Of Your Life
Treasure The Tears ,
Treasure The Laughter ,
But
Most Importantly
Treasure The Memories
To be disturbed by the beep of a mobile only means that
SOME HOW SOME WHERE SOMEBODY
IS THNKNG OF yU..

Dis moment its ME..!!
A Gudfrnd is an eXtension of Ourself..so wthout U, I'm nt complete. So tak care of Urself Coz' I dont wanna Lose a Part Of MinE..!!