Balayya is very poor in communication skills.
A sample example to this.....
He doesn't know how to speak , i would like to share with u all guys , an interview which i had seen few years ago...
After reading this interview, you will understand why the dialogues of Balayya are composed by Paruchuri Bros.
Reporter : "sir mee movies lo music ki importance baga istharanukunta ?"
balayya gadu : "aaa............ avanu mari, mari , na cinemalu narasimhanayudu kaniyandi., samarasimhareddy kaniyandi , anthe kakunda..... anthaka mundu nunchi...... alage maa nanna garu kalam nunchi itu sangeetam kaniyandi atu sahityam kaniyandi.......mari alage guitaru,
tabala kaniyandi...... ila chaala unnayi ...... vaatiki sangeetham pedithe manchi hit avuthundi
kada.... maamooluga aithe Mani sharma tho music chesthuntaru..... mari bagundi kada...
ika audience ki baga nachhali kada ...... aithe nenu music bagunte cinema chesanu.
A cinama aina kooda music lo unna importance choosthanu..... alage cinema choostanu."
this was the reply , no person can expect this kind of an irrelevant , illogical, idiotic reply even from an illiterate person, except balayya gadu.
Saturday, November 29, 2008
Interview: another candidate...baalayya
Balayya interviews some persons for the post of assistant actor in his film. Interview tooks place in Balayya's home. Balayya will be in a disguise (donga vesham). Candidates don't know this.
Balayya also changes his voice.
(B)----Balayya-(Interviewer)
(C)----Candidate
C: Good morning sir
B: Koorcho... he he
C: Thank you sir
B: Aa............. Nee gurinchi cheppu
C: Iam a B.Sc. graduate, looking for the post of an actor in a film.
B: Sare...Inka cheppu....
C: Iam interested in acting in the films
B: OK..Balayya gurinchi neekem telusu
C: He is my favorite actor, iam a big fan of him.
B: very guddu.... (Removes his disguise)....
C: Aaa.................................Sir !
B: Nuvvu selected....Naa cinemalo chance..... Naa pakkana assistant gaundi nannu support chesthundali.....gas koduthundali.....Oka heroine ni neeku pedathanule.....
C: Thank you sir..... Can i leave.....
B: Agu agu..... Oka 10,000 /- Rs. naa jebulo pettu.
C: Levu sir............
B: Dengai......vere chance choosko...
C: Sir..... please please........
B: OK..Cinemalo act chesina tarvata pay cheyi.
C: Bye sir.......
B: He he.......next !
interview next candidate
(B) Balayya: Nee peru?
(C) Candidate: Balayya
B: Are...Naa peru .... He he
C: Sare....adugu
B: Nee favorite hero evaru?
C: Balayya
B: You are Selected !
C: Thank you. (Balayya removes his disguise....vesham)
C: Aa...................Idi kala nijama ! (Shock)
B: He he..............
Balayya also changes his voice.
(B)----Balayya-(Interviewer)
(C)----Candidate
C: Good morning sir
B: Koorcho... he he
C: Thank you sir
B: Aa............. Nee gurinchi cheppu
C: Iam a B.Sc. graduate, looking for the post of an actor in a film.
B: Sare...Inka cheppu....
C: Iam interested in acting in the films
B: OK..Balayya gurinchi neekem telusu
C: He is my favorite actor, iam a big fan of him.
B: very guddu.... (Removes his disguise)....
C: Aaa.................................Sir !
B: Nuvvu selected....Naa cinemalo chance..... Naa pakkana assistant gaundi nannu support chesthundali.....gas koduthundali.....Oka heroine ni neeku pedathanule.....
C: Thank you sir..... Can i leave.....
B: Agu agu..... Oka 10,000 /- Rs. naa jebulo pettu.
C: Levu sir............
B: Dengai......vere chance choosko...
C: Sir..... please please........
B: OK..Cinemalo act chesina tarvata pay cheyi.
C: Bye sir.......
B: He he.......next !
interview next candidate
(B) Balayya: Nee peru?
(C) Candidate: Balayya
B: Are...Naa peru .... He he
C: Sare....adugu
B: Nee favorite hero evaru?
C: Balayya
B: You are Selected !
C: Thank you. (Balayya removes his disguise....vesham)
C: Aa...................Idi kala nijama ! (Shock)
B: He he..............
Diwali blast.. baalayya
Diwali roju.....
Balayya rocket kalusthunte adi paiki vellakapovatam tho vadu ee dialogue antadu....
Harikrishna sakshiga nenu nandamuri vamsam lo putti vunte ee rocket munduki kadura, venakki pothundi.... Jai Balayya... Jai Balayya... Jai Balayya...
anthe... aa rocket okka sariga paiki poyi, mali kindaki vachi,vadi guddalo
guchukuntundi. Appudu Balayya "Rey.... oorike annanu... enti ila jarigindi ?"
Appudu Harikrishna vachi vadi guddalo ice rod guchuthadu.
CooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooL
Balayya rocket kalusthunte adi paiki vellakapovatam tho vadu ee dialogue antadu....
Harikrishna sakshiga nenu nandamuri vamsam lo putti vunte ee rocket munduki kadura, venakki pothundi.... Jai Balayya... Jai Balayya... Jai Balayya...
anthe... aa rocket okka sariga paiki poyi, mali kindaki vachi,vadi guddalo
guchukuntundi. Appudu Balayya "Rey.... oorike annanu... enti ila jarigindi ?"
Appudu Harikrishna vachi vadi guddalo ice rod guchuthadu.
CooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooL
Flopu Nayakudu- maa Baalayya baabu..
Flopu Nayakudu- Balakrishna
In Dasaavatharam there is a song praising Kamal Haasan (Loka Nayakuda ...).
If we rewrite the lyrics of the song for Balakrishna it would be like this.
Go make a hit before you die ..... Go make a hit before you die .....
Lokamanduna ninnu missu kaleru
Needu puttuka cine field ke chetu
Flopu naayakuda
Ne vente vundi flopu
Ika neekosam aage Hittu
Natanalo Chetta
Hittulaku kotta
Nee nata hrudayam
Rayaleni kavita
Abhinayasiri ga Adhvanasri ga
Vacchinadu nasaraju
Nini choosi mecchinaadu flopu raju
Flopulu enni yedure aina
Faction matram nuvvidaledu
Chinnanati aa moorkatvaniki
Oxygen thecchinavu
Tvarlone sanka nakipotavu
Naarayanudi Dasaavathaaram
Natanalo needi flopavataaram
Cinemaalu teesi
Prajalanu himsincchi
Maneeshi kalevu
Gnanamlo sardar nu minchinaaavu
Vittulalone Vrukshalu edugu
Nee vokkadi to flopulu yedugu
Viswa vinta ga yedigina Natuda
Nee sari neevele
Yeppatiki nee sari neevele
Flopu naayakuda..............Flopu naayakuda..............Flopu naayakuda..............
baalayya baabu edinaa cheyagaladu.. chesi choopisthaadu...
1. balayya makes onions cry
2. balayya can delete the Recycle Bin.
3. Ghosts are actually caused by balayya killing people faster than Death can
process them.
4. balayya can build a snowman..... out of rain.
5. balayya can strangle you with a cordless phone.
6. balayya can drown a fish.
7. When balayya enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,......... .... he turns the dark off.
8. When balayya looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between balayya and balayya.
9. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. balayya can throw Brett Favre even further.
10. The last digit of pi is balayya. He is the end of all things.
11.balayya does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
12. Bullets dodge balayya.
13. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped
people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to balayya and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
14.balayya' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools balayya
15. If you spell balayya wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean balayya? " It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
16. balayya can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
17. Once a cobra bit balayya' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
18. When balayya gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
19.balayya can kill two stones with one bird.
20 balayya was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
21. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. balayya can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
22. There is no such thing as global warming. balayya was cold, so he turned the sun up.
23.balayya can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
24. balayya has a deep and abiding respect for human life? unless it gets in his way.
25. It takes balayya 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
balayya once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
26. In an average living room there are 1,242 objectsbalayya could use to kill you, including the room itself.
27. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is balayya.
28.balayya destroyed the periodic table, because balayya only recognizes the element of surprise.
29. balayya got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
30. With the rising cost of gasoline,balayya is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
31. The square root of balayya is pain. Do not try to square balayya, the result is death.
32. When you say "no one's perfect", balayya takes this as a personal insult."
hmmm...choosaaara baalayya power..........
2. balayya can delete the Recycle Bin.
3. Ghosts are actually caused by balayya killing people faster than Death can
process them.
4. balayya can build a snowman..... out of rain.
5. balayya can strangle you with a cordless phone.
6. balayya can drown a fish.
7. When balayya enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,......... .... he turns the dark off.
8. When balayya looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between balayya and balayya.
9. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. balayya can throw Brett Favre even further.
10. The last digit of pi is balayya. He is the end of all things.
11.balayya does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
12. Bullets dodge balayya.
13. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped
people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to balayya and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
14.balayya' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools balayya
15. If you spell balayya wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean balayya? " It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
16. balayya can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
17. Once a cobra bit balayya' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
18. When balayya gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
19.balayya can kill two stones with one bird.
20 balayya was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
21. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. balayya can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
22. There is no such thing as global warming. balayya was cold, so he turned the sun up.
23.balayya can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
24. balayya has a deep and abiding respect for human life? unless it gets in his way.
25. It takes balayya 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
balayya once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
26. In an average living room there are 1,242 objectsbalayya could use to kill you, including the room itself.
27. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is balayya.
28.balayya destroyed the periodic table, because balayya only recognizes the element of surprise.
29. balayya got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
30. With the rising cost of gasoline,balayya is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
31. The square root of balayya is pain. Do not try to square balayya, the result is death.
32. When you say "no one's perfect", balayya takes this as a personal insult."
hmmm...choosaaara baalayya power..........
Conversation between Balayya with his fans......
The last conversation in “Bommarillu” between Prakash Raj and Siddharatha is replaced by Balayya and Balayya fans….
veerabadra-still2.jpgBalayya fans: Balayya Babu meeru 30 yrs ninchi gelichanu anukuntunaaru, kaani mimalni
gelipinchadaniki memu 30 yrs ninchi oodipotune unnam
An extension… ..
Balayya: Naku 5Crores remuneration vachinappudu kuda sontosham ledu kani na fans na movies ne adaristaru ani gurtochinappu chala santhosha paddanu.
Balayya Fans: Meru cinema tesesanani anukunataru bagane undi, kani aa cinema nachaledu ani chairs viraga kotti screen chimpi mari cheppalani anipistundi kani emi cheyyaleni nissahaya paristiti.....
Balayya: eyebrows raised …
Balayya Fans: Thidutunnaru sir, banda bootulu tidutunnaru Balayya movie ki velutunnante navvu tunnaru sir……
Balayya: Meku nachina Faction movies istunnanani anukunna gani mimmalni inthaga himsistunnanani anukoledu … ..
Balayya Fans: Miku teliyatla sir meru teesina movies nachaka, chudakunda vundaleka narakam chustunnamu sir…
baalayya jokes...very funnyyy....
balayya Pirates of the Caribbean
balayya in hollywood planning to remake " Pirates of the Caribbean" in telugu.............
DHOOM 4 in Telugu Starring Bala Krishna
Wanna see Bala Krishna's Bike Ride in his next
movie - Dhoom 4?
Just scroll through below text step by step ...
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Finally bike ran out of Petrol. Tank
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Hilarious conversation between Balayya and Aishwarya Rai
Nandamuri Bala Krishna (balayya) desperately wanted to rope in the
India's sizzling hot actess Aishwarya Rai in his next movie - Ambika
Productions or whatever. So he called up Aish. This is how the
conversation happened--
balayya: Hello Aishwarya jee, I am balakrishna
Aish: WHO???
balayya: It is me Aish jee, late N.T Rama Rao son. You
don't know me?
Aish: Which one? I heard he's got almost a dozen of
them.
balayya: Even I don't remeber which one. Do you read news
papers?
Aish: Yes, I do. why?
balayya: I did shooting last year and it came in all newspapers. It was
shown in TV also
Aish: Oh... So you just started
balayya: ababa nee yabba. No Aish jee. I mean not film shooting. Gun
shooting.
Aish: What???? You shot someone?
balayya: Yes. I shot the producer and one more guy. but i shot in the back
seat. So no death happened. You don't worry. I don't shoot heroines
Aish: You shot someone and You still doing films? How come?
Aren't u supposed to be in Jail?
balayya: hahahaha. kya Aish jee. tum bhi. I said I have mental.
but in real I dont have mental. I just acted. very big action.
It is in our family.
Aish: What is that in your family? Mental????
balayya: No Aish jee. Action is in our family. in our blood.
Aish: oh!
balayya: And they really belived i am mental. hahaha
Aish: You bet. I have already started to believe it.
balayya: what?
Aish: Nothing. You go ahead
balayya: I want u act with me as heroine in my new film.
Aish: Let me see
balayya: You go to
www.smileyindia.blogspot.com
and see my pics. I am dancing
with katarnak kaif.
Aish: Yeah. I am there. What do I have to look for?
balayya: I don't know. I don't know internet. My director showed me on
his computer
Aish: Oh! Ok I will find myself. By the way it's katrina kaif
not katarnak kaif: But I call ker kathi. It is easy for me.
Aish: You look very short. How tall are u?
balayya: 5'5"
Aish: What?? I am 5'9"
balayya: So what? I wear very high heel shoes. always u dont wear shoes.
Problem solve. You acted in one movie with salman no?
Aish: Yeah but he has a great body and u r a fat azz with a big tummy
balayya: That no problem. I never do in-shirt. Always shirt outside only
Aish: Was that a wig u wearing in the pics?
balayya: Yes. I have hair. But not enough for films you know.
But don't worry. I have hair all over my body except on head.
Aish: In all my previous movies i ran my fingers through hero's hair? I
can't do that to u right?
balayya: No problem. You can do with my chest hair. that way it is romantic
also. My fans like my romance very much.
Aish: Ok. I wanna know u better. tell me about your last film
balayya: Oh. It is a movie called vijayendra varma. Power of Indian.
in that I made lot of actions. u shud see that film. i fight with
i don't know Hindi no? so i speak telugu with them. they understood.
but public did not understand. that’s why it became flop. i wanted to
shoot producer gain but already one case was going on no?
Aish: u spoke in telugu with Pakistanis? wow! why you
talking to me in English?
balayya: you very beautiful gal no? that’s why. so when u coming
my film?
Aish: whattttt? do u think i am crazy to do a film
with you?
balayya: why? how much money u want? my producer will pay any
much u want otherwise i will shoot him no?
Aish: these days telugu songs are being played in channel V and MTV.
what would my friends think about me if they see me dancing with you?
balayya: pleaseeeeeeeeeeee
Aish: shut up and go shoot urself.
Jackie Chan VS Balayya
Our Tollywood shooting star BalaKrishna his fan call him as Balayya is going to America.He travelling in a flight and happens to get a seat beside Jackie Chan . but Balayya doesnt know
that he isJackie Chan. their conversation goes like this
- Balayya: hello. (smiles and shakes his head)
Jackie Chan: hi, how do u do
Balayya: great. i am returning from Pandurangadu shooting in U.S
Jackie Chan: really ? cool. i am an actor myself
Balayya: i am a great actor
Jackie Chan: says who
Balayya: myself
Jackie Chan: (blank face) Good for you. they say i am a good actor too. i won a couple oscars also
Balayya: i won a couple vamsee berkeley awards
Jackie Chan: i can see that
Balayya: my father was greatest actor in the world
Jackie Chan: (surprised) dont tell me you are paul newman s only son
Balayya: i am tenth son of NTR
Jackie Chan: who is NTR
Balayya: he is the greatest actor in the world
Jackie Chan: wow and all these days i was wondering if that would be paul newman or Marlon
Brando. can you name a movie of your father s ?
Balayya: superman
Jackie Chan: now you confuse me. i thought christopher reeves was superman
Balayya: acting is in my blood
Jackie Chan: interesting. i have haemoglobin in my blood
Balayya: my father was a great actor
Jackie Chan: youve said that before
Balayya: ok. theres not much more to talk for me
Jackie Chan: i would love to see some of your work
Balayya: (pulls a DVD out of his bag) here watch this
Jackie Chan: what is it
Balayya: its my latest movie seema simham .. which means lion of the area
Jackie Chan: interesting. After seeing the DVD for five minutes
Jackie Chan: (turning towards air hostess) can i be moved to a different seat please
Balayya: (smiles and shakes head)
After conversation with Balayya he moved to a another
seat in the same flight and it happens to be a next seat
of Jr.NTR. EVen Jr.Ntr doesn t that his Jackie Chan
Their conversation goes like this:
Jackie Chan: I couldn t believe that guy was saying his father NTR was the greatest actor in the world.
Jr.NTR: Nandamuri Taraka Rama RAo, NTR, is the greatest actor in the world and my babai (uncle) is next to him
Jackie Chan (with a surprise): Who are you?
Jr.NTR: I am the true successor of the great legend NTR.
Jackie Chan : Anyway, who are you???
Jr.NTR: NTR is my tata garu: it means his my grand father. He is always with me even though he is in the heaven. MY babai....
Jackie Chan: (cuts his conversation and says) Oh God, are you also an actor?
Jr.NTR: Yes, Even though my babai doesn t talk to me his blessing are always with me. His movies are inspired me. My babi and my tata ..
Jackie Chan: (again ineterrupts his talk and he doesn t want to talk anymore about movies and he wants to shift the conversation to something else)
Jackie Chan: ARe you married?
Jr.NTR: NO, but, I fell in love with the beautiful girl in the world.
Jackie Chan with a surprise looks) dont tell me you are in love with Kournikova
Jr.NTR: No, I am in love with sameera
Jackie Chan: Who is she?
JR.NTR : you dont know her (surprise in his face). She is pretty, I cannot explain it you. But, I promised my mom and to the industry people that I never propose her to marry me.
Jackie Chan: Why?
Jr.NTR: They think it spoils my carrer.
Jackie Chan: Dont say that Holly wood industry said to you like that
Jr.NTR: NO Tollywood industry. My tata and my babai are responsible for raising of tollywood industry to this level. MY babai acted in two great movies. He really inspired me......
Jackie Chan ( angry, frustrated and cuts his bajana and asks): what is your name?
Jr.NTR: NTR, my mother put this name because my tata and my babai......
Jackie Chan is so confused and ready to get down of that flight at next stop because the next
available empty seat is besides no other than Mr.Nandamuri kalyanram.........
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